Biker Quotes

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle.  ~Author Unknown


Four wheels move the body.  Two wheels move the soul.  ~Author Unknown


Midnight bugs taste best.  ~Author Unknown


You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike.  ~Paul Teutul, Sr., American Chopper, "Billy Joel"


It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed.  ~Author Unknown


Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory.  ~Author Unknown


Keep your bike in good repair:  motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking.  ~Author Unknown


Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.  ~Hunter Thompson


The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome.  ~Author Unknown


And I to my motorcycle
Parked like the soul of the junkyard
Restored, a bicycle fleshed
With power, and tore off
Up Highway 106, continually
Drunk on the wind in my mouth,
Wringing the handlebar for speed,
Wild to be wreckage forever.
~James Dickey, "Cherrylog Road"


A motorcycle functions entirely in accordance with the laws of reason, and a study of the art of motorcycle maintenance is really a miniature study of the art of rationality itself.  ~Robert M. Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance


What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet?  An organ donor.  ~David Perry


If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride.  ~Author Unknown


Whatever it is, it's better in the wind.  ~Author Unknown


Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary.  ~Author Unknown


Life is too short for traffic.  ~Dan Bellack


Work to ride and ride to work.  ~Author Unknown


Burn rubber, not your soul, baby.  ~Craig Fernandez and Reggie Bythewood, Biker Boyz


Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.  ~Mac McCleary


Remember folks, street lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph.  ~Jim Samuels


Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.  ~Author Unknown